Whats a ducks favorite arcade game? Quack-a-mole
Why did the duck get a second job? it had to many bills
Whats a ducks favorite ballet? The Nutquacker
What do you call a duck that steals things? a robber ducky
Why do ducks fly south for the winter? its too far to waddle
Why do ducks lay eggs? it would break it if they drop them
Where do sick ducks go? The ducktor
I am duck detective, and I am Quacking the case!
A clever duck is called a wise quacker
Whats a ducks favorite arcade game? Quack-a-mole
Why did the duck get a second job? it had to many bills
Whats a ducks favorite ballet? The Nutquacker
What do you call a duck that steals things? a robber ducky
Why do ducks fly south for the winter? its too far to waddle
Why do ducks lay eggs? it would break it if they drop them
Where do sick ducks go? The ducktor
I am duck detective, and I am Quacking the case!
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These were not good jokes