Quotes

This part of the website has wisdom passed from generations of spongebob oh and also some random wacky nonsense. (This page is under water.)

• “If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” — SpongeBob
• "Order Up!" — SpongeBob
• “Ravioli ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” - Spongebob
• “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn't seem so dark.” — SpongeBob
• “Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material.” — SpongeBob
• “Barnacles!” — SpongeBob
• “The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” — Spongebob
• “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you're not in a coma!” - SpongeBob
• “Moss always points to civilization.” — SpongeBob
• "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" — SpongeBob
• “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” - Spongebob
• “I'm so loyal, I don't mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” - SpongeBob
• “I'm a good noodle!” — SpongeBob

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